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I got really drunk last night and then had an asthma attack this morning and it was so bad I am too exhausted to go to work. My lungs still aren’t happy and I am hungover.
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districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
Daniel Pinkwater’s Borgel
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Little kicks! This looks just like lowqualitychocolate’s very cute Pheobe cat!
I have no regrets making this
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Bunnies Plot Their World Domination
Thanks, Marcello & Anais!
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“I lost my virginity in one of the dorms here.” — Ira Glass gives Goucher College’s 2012 commencement address. (via poorghosts)
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In Maryland, Male Student Suspended for Wearing a Skirt -
Warren Evans, an openly bisexual student at Calvert High School, was suspended for wearing a skirt, [allegedly] violating the school’s dress code.
Evans says the school is discriminating against him and does not believe he violated any dress code.
“I don’t think so. Why not? It didn’t say anywhere in the code of conduct or dress code that says boys can’t dress like girls,” Evans commented.
The school district’s dress code policy states schools can regulate dress or even hair lengths.
Students at the school told News4’s Shomari Stone that female students wear skirts of the same length that Evans wore, but they were not suspended.
School officials will not comment on the suspension. They did say the dress code applies to all students, regardless of gender.
Public schools being used for taxpayer-sponsored gender policing. Just warms your heart, don’t it?
Aww come on, Maryland. Get your shit together.
Not so surprised that this happens…even in Maryland.
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