May 2012
70 posts
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May 25th
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I got really drunk last night and then had an asthma attack this morning and it was so bad I am too exhausted to go to work.  My lungs still aren’t happy and I am hungover. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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I want your love And I want your avenge
labish: I have no regrets making this
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SANDWICH AS A GESTURE OF...
May 19th
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“I lost my virginity in one of the dorms here.”
– Ira Glass gives Goucher College’s 2012 commencement address. (via poorghosts)
May 19th
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In Maryland, Male Student Suspended for Wearing a... →
captainbubblebeard: filopodia: transradical: accio-mermaid: Warren Evans, an openly bisexual student at Calvert High School, was suspended for wearing a skirt, [allegedly] violating the school’s dress code. Evans says the school is discriminating against him and does not believe he violated any dress code. “I don’t think so. Why not? It didn’t say anywhere in the code of conduct or dress...
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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Is memorial day a day when you buy things, or...
May 17th
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Fun Fact about me:
I don’t know how to drive. 
May 17th
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May 17th
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I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my grades. I don’t wanna check my...
May 16th
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May 16th
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Baltimore friends who need a home, lemme know. I got a friend with a space. 
May 16th
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You know you choose your partners well when the...
May 16th
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I haven’t eaten yet today because I don’t want to eat alone. 
May 16th
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Today was  my first day of office work.  it was lonely and terribly boring.  I have 3 more months of this to go. All that is keeping me going and is knowing I am making ten dollars an hour.  
May 15th
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Nate: It's like fandoms, but with buttsex.
Me: ....wait...fandoms are buttsex
Nate: More buttsex?
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Tumultuous future.  I just want to go grocery shopping.  New Job starts tomorrow. 
May 14th
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May 14th
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Got dat jobbbbb
May 13th
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May 11th
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Queer Musings: HEADS UP, DRUG NERDS: →
ellendegenerate: if you’re interested in psychedelics and the ramifications of appropriative language in New Age spirituality, please check out this boss paper that Kale and I wrote for our Drugs and Drug Abuse seminar, “Can You Paint With All the Colors of the Wind?: Mescaline,…
May 10th
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Apparently 13 hour sex marathons
followed by fucking every night for a while gives me rad bruises on places I like.  Ouch. Fuck you, pelvis. 
May 10th
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Ask me silly things and I’ll respond with gifs.  I’m writing  should be starting my last paper of the semester. 
May 10th
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Baltimore Friends!
Another one of my partners, Franko is coming to visit for three weeks at the MICA intensive program. He’s looking for a bike to borrow for the time here. He’s a bike builder professionally, so you can bet he’ll take good care of it. Let me know!  
May 10th
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30+ Examples of Cisgender Privileges →
May 10th
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Someone come do my dishes so I can make dinner.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Who said women can't have mind blowing sex? →
kalemason: freesiafaces: kalemason: blua: Using a functional MRI, researchers mapped out how a woman’s brain reacts when different parts of her body are stimulated. There are many different ways each women can experience pleasure, and each way lights up your brain like a Christmas tree. Sussman argues that so much of intercourse is focused on pleasing our partner. The ladies who...
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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epic-whatever: In other news: I really hate the design of the new natty boh cans :(
May 6th
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WatchWatch
isaia: fivetail: reaill: RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS NOPE NOPE NOPENOPE NOPE DAMMIT!!!!!!!
May 4th
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Hey Gimme Advice
And stuff  Is there a difference between the Moon Cup and the Diva Cup? Or is it like tampons and everyone just likes their brand? Cause Moon Cup is cheaper. But will it last as long/be as good/love my hoohah as much? 
May 4th
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If I brush my teeth, will someone come kiss me?
I need kisses. 
May 4th
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I accidentally the box.
May 4th
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2am discussions about school clubs
And how uncomfortable last year’s club leaders made people, and how many people left the club because of them.  Bringing back all of last years anxieties and issues triggered by their leadership.  Ugh.  
May 4th
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Got the interview for office job!  Public Safety just walked in on with a porn gif happening on my dash. 
May 3rd
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